All New Rules 2016 (Jun-Dec)


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    All new rules segments from 2016 continued from previous upload. Please note that i cut them for the jokes only. If you want the end monologue - watch the episodes.
    389 17 Bernie Sanders, Scott Adams, Michael Moynihan, Melissa Harris-Perry, Wayne Allyn Root May 27, 2016
    390 18 Nick Hanauer, Neil deGrasse Tyson, John Avlon, Eddie Huang, Matt Welch June 3, 2016 1.37[36]
    391 19 Barbara Boxer, Tom Morello, Ana Marie Cox, Katie Packer, Andrew Ross Sorkin June 10, 2016
    392 20 Rebecca Traister, Ravi Patel, Josh Barro, Emily J. Miller, Lawrence Wilkerson June 17, 2016
    393 21 Xiuhtezcatl Martinez, Larry Wilmore, Paul Begala, Michael Steele, Betsy Woodruff June 24, 2016
    394 22 Gary Johnson, Jim Gaffigan, Barbara Lee, Ari Melber, Louise Mensch July 1, 2016
    395 23 Frank Luntz, Viggo Mortensen, Jelani Cobb, S. E. Cupp, Eliot Spitzer July 15, 2016
    396 24 Michael Moore, Joy-Ann Reid, Dan Savage, Tony Schwartz July 20, 2016
    397 25 Heather McGhee, Gavin Newsom, Robert Reich July 21, 2016
    398 26 Michael T. Flynn, America Ferrera, Ian Bremmer, Ana Marie Cox, Jack Kingston July 22, 2016
    399 27 Charles C. W. Cooke, D. L. Hughley, Anthony Weiner July 27, 2016
    400 28 Amy Holmes, Michael Moynihan, Salman Rushdie July 28, 2016
    401 29 Bernie Sanders, Barney Frank, Alex Wagner, Matt Welch, Cornel West July 29, 2016
    402 30 Julian Assange, Jeff Ross, Rob Reiner, Rick Santorum, Tara Setmayer August 5, 2016
    403 31 Kellyanne Conway, Kerry Washington, Adam Gopnik, Margaret Hoover, Ralph E. Reed Jr. September 16, 2016
    404 32 Maureen Dowd, Michael Franti, Max Brooks, Lanhee Chen, Neera Tanden September 23, 2016
    405 33 Sean Penn, Sarah Silverman, Peter Hamby, Stephen Moore, Angela Rye September 30, 2016
    406 34 Al Franken, Pitbull, James Carville, Mark Cuban, Johann Hari October 7, 2016
    407 35 Ann Coulter, Bernie Sanders, Bob Kerrey, Andrew Sullivan, Rebecca Traister October 14, 2016
    408 36 Van Jones, Chelsea Handler, Michael Moore, Rick Lazio, Kristen Soltis Anderson October 28, 2016
    409 37 Barack Obama, David Frum, Jennifer Granholm, Martin Short November 4, 2016
    410 38 Eric Holder, Trae Crowder, David Axelrod, Ana Marie Cox, Thomas Friedman, John Legend November 11, 2016
    Season 15 (2017)
    411 1 Jane Fonda, Keith Olbermann, Heather McGhee of Demos, Jon Meacham, Thomas Perez January 20, 2017
    412 2 Eva Longoria, Tim Ryan, Richard N. Haass, John Avlon January 27, 2017

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Sirus Safavi
Sirus Safavi

11:02 soo true with the pc police

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Psy McDad
Psy McDad

21:28 - I love how he says "VHS" while showing a Betamax XD

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deniseg812
deniseg812

On one of your rants you mentioned Saran wrap, just found this, maybe it will help. http://dish.allrecipes.com/youre-probably-storing-plastic-wrap-wrong-place/?utm_content=mre_internalsyndication&utm_medium=social&utm_term=0306CF0A-E313-11E8-A536-B6870F4A2151&utm_campaign=+allrecipes_allrecipes&utm_source=facebook.com&fbclid=IwAR0MezhqNpaGuC6wdwpdV8PxDULnC6y2HQh36wYNP51wuWh8511Nov3UWZY

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Hector Amaya
Hector Amaya

48:40

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Keven Clements
Keven Clements

what a joke honestly

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Bran Evans
Bran Evans

Republicans are better for women than Democrats. The GOP wants to restrict Muslims coming into America. Islam is anti-Female and only the GOP will admit this to protect women. Muslim men think they will get 72 virgins to rape and abuse for eternity. The triggered limp-wristed Democrats do not oppose Islam. GOP is against Naziism and Islam. This is so biased and the facts are untrue. Also, when did supporting the right to kill female babies make you pro-female?

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sally Farmer
sally Farmer

Considering the advantages if being male in Arab Islamic society a living could be made from the sale of technology that would make women look more like men or even be completely transformed in to men - beard and cock ( stick on cock to use in public lavs?) Many imprisoned women would go for that.

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Paul Bucki
Paul Bucki

v. F. Hi yyyy

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Paul Bucki
Paul Bucki

v. F. Hi yyy

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MsHoneybabe2025
MsHoneybabe2025

Noo child birth hurts so bad and ur talking about it makes me cringe, does that make me PC?

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Harry Ballsonya
Harry Ballsonya

I have sandwich

Vor 26 Tage
camilo acevedo
camilo acevedo

Bill I voted for Trump.... We may vote for you if you run. #LOCKUPHILLARY #IMPEACHGINSBURG

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Vadim
Vadim

When Bill was speaking about doping among Russians - first, ALL cases were dismissed due to lack of evidence and secondly, there is only one person who fits that description, it’s Serena Williams!!!!

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Arnold Davis
Arnold Davis

Keep out Mexicans and purto Rican

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Chronotides
Chronotides

Stupid question, but she looks familiar and I can't pin the name - Who is the woman sitting next to Bill at 35:12?

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Eric Burkheimer
Eric Burkheimer

Sarah Silverman

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Zero Triball
Zero Triball

Rebel scum no, no, just no not even worth acknowleding all the dumb in that statement

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Don Princo
Don Princo

16.05 did her in.She just lost it.

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greatmemes92
greatmemes92

38:40 is that fucking pitbull?

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Keri Martens
Keri Martens

Bill you are brilliant.

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Myrddin Greybeard
Myrddin Greybeard

21:25 Um, Bill? That's not VHS, it's Betamax. ^_^;

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SEAN XU
SEAN XU

The last one is the best.

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The American Crusader
The American Crusader

No. I'd rather have Trump than Bush. So far, Trump hasn't murdered 4,491 American soldiers/200,000+ Iraqis just to save a nickel on a gallon of gas, destroyed a Democrat's budget surplus, signed a "Patriot Act" that destroys American freedoms and lie us into a war for oil.

Vor 5 Monate
R. Scott MacLeod
R. Scott MacLeod

LMAO...17:16 Joe Biden looks like a statue...great news...it's less then 3 years until Bernie is president!

Vor 5 Monate
KingQwertzlbrmpf
KingQwertzlbrmpf

47:22 That's not even the strangest sex thing out there. Objectophiles have sex with all kinds of stuff. There's a women out there that is married to the Eifel Tower and semiregulary has sex with it by rubbing on its steel. There are people that "fuck" fences however you do that.

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Aniyunwiya Ageya
Aniyunwiya Ageya

Where are Kaitlyn's balls? In Kris's purse, where they've always been.

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harlo1979
harlo1979

31:23

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Dale Harris
Dale Harris

New rule about butter and Jim Gaffigan is on the show. Well played Mr. Maher.

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MsPiggyMarketing
MsPiggyMarketing

America wants the wolf, not the nice gramma.

Vor 5 Monate
Alun Churcher
Alun Churcher

women also be warned, thats there's clinical evidence that the pill causes or at minimum increases the risk of strokes at a younger age than normal percentages would show.

Vor 6 Monate
imaginary92
imaginary92

Anyone who doesn't like Bill Maher HAS to be a republican. There's no chance otherwise.

Vor 6 Monate
Dylan Haugen
Dylan Haugen

I don't know specifically what all bills said, or what all he actually beliefs now, but I can understand your points, I don't want to argue over this, I was more explaining how I feel on the subject. I can't really say for sure what all's going on in bills head right now.

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Dylan Haugen
Dylan Haugen

WAHuigi he's an atheist, he thinks all religions are bullshit, if you went back a few hundred years or so you could say Christians were just as bad if not worse. I don't hate Muslims, my favorite doctor is Muslim. But I also don't agree with the religion, Muslims have every right to practice there religion though. Just because you disagree with a belief system doesn't mean you hate everyone that follows it. I can't stand Christianity either, but I know not all Christians are bad people, in fact a lot of them are great people, but it doesn't excuse the extremists trying to ram there beliefs down everyone else's throats. Like how a lot of Christians try to do in the US. American Muslims are actually pretty moderate and good people for the most part. If anything Muslims around the world could learn from there example. Does this make sense?

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Dylan Haugen
Dylan Haugen

WAHuigi bill gives everyone shit so unless he hates everyone you can't really call him bigoted. I think ,he's not right about everything, but he gets a pass for me because he actually calls out both sides when they screw up. It just so happens that republicans give him a bit more to work with.

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Kharnath
Kharnath

how is he reactionary? he is obviously a progressive

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Luke Alexander
Luke Alexander

He's a self-absorbed reactionary moron (who's pretty funny and has vaguely reasonable views on some things)

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Alexio Desmond
Alexio Desmond

seriously applauding a man dying right?cool!

Vor 6 Monate
IlGreven
IlGreven

7:04 Before Parkland, before even Vegas. No, Maher is not Nostradamus, because he was just saying what everyone already knew was gonna happen.

Vor 6 Monate
Matthew Addison
Matthew Addison

You may be funny bill but why the fuck do you have panel of comedians on to laugh at your jokes, just want you to explain why they are there

Vor 7 Monate
RKade Gamer
RKade Gamer

I like Bill Maher but he's kind of racist

Vor 8 Monate
Toni Smith
Toni Smith

+Eric Burkheimer I agree. I Love Bill😄 I miss G Carlin. RIP😓

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Eric Burkheimer
Eric Burkheimer

No. He's not PC. In fact, he's always calling out the racists.

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Leland Raymaley III
Leland Raymaley III

Learn Peace Frog by the Doors

Vor 8 Monate
Leland Raymaley III
Leland Raymaley III

Bill, FUCK earth wind and fire's September dude, couldn't care less for the lyrics

Vor 8 Monate
Kristian Gundersen
Kristian Gundersen

Indian seriously purchase alliance hence health implication commonly manufacturing scholar achievement calculate drift far.

Vor 8 Monate
Z S
Z S

2017??!!?

Vor 8 Monate
Delora Sledge
Delora Sledge

Love the way he says "BRUH"

Vor 9 Monate
Apt215 Melissa Brown
Apt215 Melissa Brown

Can't stand where PC is these days.

Vor 9 Monate
Nyah Moore
Nyah Moore

12:45 is fucked! I would have thought that was his woman if I didn't know better.

Vor 9 Monate
Nyah Moore
Nyah Moore

The baby probably has 7 lbs of shit in it lol.

Vor 9 Monate
Three Jewels
Three Jewels

Bill Maher is a fragile fucking idiot.

Vor 10 Monate
inotaishu1
inotaishu1

I had to look up what "earth, wind and fire, september" even is. Yeah I heard it before, but the last time must have been years ago.

Vor 11 Monate
José Hunter
José Hunter

WTF kind of shit do you listen to, Taylor Swift... oh, well, the irony!

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Le Huy-Anh
Le Huy-Anh

@37:28: That *hijabi woman would be put to shame by the countless Turkish and other Middle Eastern women in Europe who model for "Playboy" naked!* Shame on American pop culture for not (yet) being able to assimilate Muslim women like the Europeans clearly have... *Why do you think ISIS hates Europe so much?!* It's because Middle Eastern women in Europe have been "whitewashed" and go for Euro guys en masse.

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Le Huy-Anh
Le Huy-Anh

ie. *Oznur Asrav* and *Sila Sahin* are Turkish models who routinely pose for German "Playboy", not to mention *Sibel Kekilli* being a household name over there.

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Nunticha Apsiram
Nunticha Apsiram

Why do brain dead theists and right wing nut jobs watch intelligent and funny videos? Reading their comments is more disgusting than anything Bill has said! However I do understand that they are stupid without humour, knowlege of science, reason or logic!

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King Reaper
King Reaper

Trump has gay pee sex in other countries the proof is on hackapedia

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gaamatsu4dewin
gaamatsu4dewin

Trump's hair looks like somebody pissed in his developer.

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64standardtrickyness
64standardtrickyness

your computer needs time to convert the printed document into printing instructions

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Yeah right Lol
Yeah right Lol

You prick !

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Ann Stone
Ann Stone

24:26 Hillary IS vile. She's far more mob boss than benevolent grandma. That's why the Democrats lost.

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Ann Stone
Ann Stone

Jazz is boring.

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Einomar
Einomar

MarkG And the fact that taste is personal goes over your head.

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MarkG
MarkG

Ann Stone Not at all. Just goes over your head.

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Danny Jones
Danny Jones

Bill (Satan) Maher, passing judgement. His hypocrisy is as big as his nose and twice as ugly.

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Antonio Beltre
Antonio Beltre

Danny Jones just don't watch Jackass

Vor 9 Monate
bryon jackson
bryon jackson

Danny Jones 'Murica!

Vor 10 Monate
EmoMexican
EmoMexican

15:17, 16:23, 17:55

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Pyroman /
Pyroman /

trumps ties are crazy long

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ghalib khan
ghalib khan

lol, Sidney Crosby enjoyed the joke at 31:23

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Instinct FGC
Instinct FGC

+blanca mcdonough 123

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blanca mcdonough
blanca mcdonough

abc

Vor 4 Monate
Chump Remumply
Chump Remumply

Hang on maher, you fucked it up. I'm a Pennsylvania fucking drug addict, heroin drug addict to boot that can't stand Trump. And fucking drug addicts don't vote dipshit. The dumbasses that cause drug addicts to choose that life over sobriety are the trump voters. Our weird ass families and neighbors that will fucking buy anything are the trump supporters. Why do you think we're fucking drug addicts? It's better than living near these weirdos.

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Linda Demers
Linda Demers

TOTAL ASSHOLE!!!

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John Larrabee
John Larrabee

14:14 "where are they now?"

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Tiza123m
Tiza123m

The insanity in 39:31 is actually a ritual in which the Chiken takes all your sins from you, and then they slaughter it. I don`t know what kind of sins a baby has and I am aware that the full explanation doesn`t make it sound better but worse. It`s a tight competition I know- but Bill has to admit the Jews take the "Crazy religion" tittle from the christians.

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Minty
Minty

I dunno, i'd rather have a chicken swung overhead of my baby then to have a planned parenthood set on fire and have multiple lives perish

Vor 8 Monate
Bryan Rue
Bryan Rue

19:27 Why is Florida not on that map? lol

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Michelle Fraser
Michelle Fraser

Bill please take a closer look at those parrots? It's not vomiting, they are fucking, it's coming!

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Ann Nee
Ann Nee

Michelle Fraser From it's mouth? 😂

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Franz Joseph Liszt
Franz Joseph Liszt

are the stephen hawking tweets fake?

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Annie13131
Annie13131

No. He made this tweets, seriously.

Vor 6 Monate
Ντιμα Αγγελης
Ντιμα Αγγελης

Yours fkin Trump also HAS NEVER STARTED A WAR,or killed elected Presidents and don't is like the hipocritic bitch,who is like the 'good woman',who never someone want's her in their home.Even the husband choosed some clerk,instead this EVIL ''mother in law'.Trump is the only president who has no need to be bought or make more 'freedom fighters'...and for the first time the Americans voted for someone who isn't murderer(at least yet)...

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Brian Kotson
Brian Kotson

dimitris agelis dude this is edited and still this grammatically incorrect? Break from the stereotypes my dude.

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Ντιμα Αγγελης
Ντιμα Αγγελης

Forgor to say''New Rule''-ONLY STEROIDS MADE IN USA AND EU ARE ALOWED...

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james carroll
james carroll

New Rule Shut your fucking Big Mouth Bill you are as funny as gonorrhea

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Rebel Scum
Rebel Scum

you know I have to admit I am very surprised Bill Maher even after all the revelations of Hillary being corrupt Criminal that he still can support her and no I'm not a trump supporter

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Save Democracy
Save Democracy

+Rebel Scum hey, stupid! Are you sane? NO INDICTMENTS. NO CONVICTIONS. NO SENTENCES=NO CRIME. But we openly have tRUMP using an unsecure iphone and he knows it and so do the Chinese. tRUMP is a moron and soon will be indicted. dumbass

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Save Democracy
Save Democracy

+Rebel Scum That's a strawman argument. Hitler would've if he had lived. Hillary is living. Where are the indictments? You're being ridiculous. But their are a lot of indictments of tRUMP's team. Live with it! LOL

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Save Democracy
Save Democracy

+Rebel Scum More bullshit false accusations the right loves to spew so as to make Hillary look bad because they are scoundrels and feeble-minded suckers like you eat up. >None of your points have ever been brought any guilty pleas nor indictments. This is what, again, feeble-minded suckers like you take in and run with and it's all bullshit from the right. But we do have dozens of indictments from tRUMP's "team." Get it right.

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Save Democracy
Save Democracy

No. The corrupt criminal are the ReTHUGlicans and their leader tRUMP. Hillary was only accused so as to deflect their criminality. Get if right.

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DAVID FILER
DAVID FILER

+Rebel Scum' got off dose not', what's that? American English for awake?

Vor 12 Tage
CherieJ Peden
CherieJ Peden

All lives are precious Bill, except for yours.

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Kelley Bryant
Kelley Bryant

Valid criticism of liberals...

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Veronica Russell
Veronica Russell

Kelley Bryant .

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PROUD UNAPOLOGETIC LIBERAL
PROUD UNAPOLOGETIC LIBERAL

shameless hypocratic evangelicals voted for trump

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Doug Biden
Doug Biden

hypocratic? 26 likes and this is the first comment? I think the word you(and your 26 illiterate likers) were looking for was HYPOCRITICAL. I'm pretty sure it wasn't HIPPOCRATIC The Hippocratic Oath is an oath historically taken by physicians. It is one of the most widely known of Greek medical texts. In its original form, it requires a new physician to swear, by a number of healing Gods, to uphold specific ethical standards.

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Jutas Jutas
Jutas Jutas

33:20 True

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Jutas Jutas
Jutas Jutas

17:17 lol

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Maroun Abdo
Maroun Abdo

38:02 only bill maher can get away with this

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K.A. GORDON
K.A. GORDON

Apparently you havent watched John Oliver...he gets away with 100x more and wins his lawsuits that he seems to always have...Glad that Maher won his lawsuit against trump..he never should have compared him to an orangutan...why ruin their reputations to have trump related to them.

Vor 5 Monate
Ryan Elliott
Ryan Elliott

Bill's penis has obviously not been to Australia

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Ray Driver
Ray Driver

Ryan Elliott

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Bacon Pancake
Bacon Pancake

45:00 it did also lead to prolonged sterilisation and a suicide but whatever.

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Psy McDad
Psy McDad

+angelzap100 And if someone made a joke about you being a whiny little pussy you would be outraged. And rigthfully so.

Vor 6 Tage
angelzap100
angelzap100

Well, a T-coil IUD perforated my uterus and I almost bled to death. Not to mention that I ended up pregnant because it also embedded itself in my uterine lining. I couldn't take the pill because of the life threatening side effects.

Vor 3 Monate
Coonotafoo
Coonotafoo

Thank you! I was wondering if anyone else caught that? I'm all for a joke, but this one was in ignorance.

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CJ
CJ

32:10 SAVAGE

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