Democrats Take Back the House, Trump Fires Jeff Sessions - Monologue


The Seleuf
The Seleuf

I support renaming sperm whales to code whales.

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LovinLife
LovinLife

Woke American Question: WHAT HAPPENED??? TRUMP suddenly stopped tweeting about the HUGE THREAT called the INVASION! Reality Answer: Trump was using the Caravan to instigate the AMERICANS to vote for his GOP loyalist during the midterms. Now the midterms are done, he doesn't even care anymore.

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dya76tube
dya76tube

Ugly face you don't have other subject to talk about it than Trump ? How you are going to have so much rating without him? You are going to miss this guy tremendous:)

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AthenaGoddess
AthenaGoddess

Trumps behaviour during that press conference was appalling. Its sad that he gets away with acting like that but still has so many followers. Lets appreciate the reporter who stood up for his colleague. Big ups to him,

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Carola Udaeta
Carola Udaeta

Trump is an imbecile!!!

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Clarence Haley
Clarence Haley

The NEWLY elected DEMOCRATS in the HOUSE of REPRESENTATIVES, should now PASS a BILL granting REPARATIONS for the DESCENDANTS of ENSLAVED AFRIKANS. It's looonnnggg overdue. And I don't want to hear about "but it won't pass in the REPUBLICAN-controlled SENATE." Pass the BILL in the HOUSE, and then let the REPUBLICANS in the SENATE NOT pass it. Then all the weight of HISTORY will be brought down upon them. But the DEMOCRATS aren't really about BLACK ISSUES, so they will come up with every EXCUSE in the book to tell us BLACK FOLKS why it can't be done. It was done for the NATIVE AMERICANS; and it was done for the JAPANESE under Ronald 'Reagan; and we all know it was done on an international level for the JEWS after WORLD WAR II, and they are still getting theirs till this day.

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The Angry Martian NPC
The Angry Martian NPC

CNN are heroes. Orange man bad #resist

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Spiritdove
Spiritdove

this is gonna be so wonderful if he gets impeached.. i will dance a jig on that day

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TCt83067695
TCt83067695

2:52 then maybe yall shld have elected Cynthia Nixon

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Paparazzi Entertainment
Paparazzi Entertainment

LOL

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H krnz
H krnz

#DingbongaldTrumpiggleburger

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Israfael D.
Israfael D.

Even third world country president knows how to talk and address issues. This guy...... no comment!

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JULIO ROSENBERG
JULIO ROSENBERG

You got to hear The HYSTERICAL SKIT SETH MEYERS does about how GOOD of a PRESIDENT, BARACK OBAMA WAS!!😂😂 WAIT he's SERIOUS!! MY BAD!! He even CLAIMS OBAMA actually is a AMERICAN Citizen!!😂 The GUY without a BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!

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Geraldine Miller
Geraldine Miller

JUST OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!

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TC time
TC time

At least it's entertaining. And the world only gets to laugh until he is voted or thrown out.😀

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Shewit Mebrahtu
Shewit Mebrahtu

This man is sick or retarded ?

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Frenchie Val
Frenchie Val

Trump is sooo insecure of his incompetence and unavoidable doom...he lashes out at any thing that scares him...what a wuss puss!

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Maree Laree
Maree Laree

If Congress makes a bill, Trump could veto it. Trump will appoint justices to the Supreme Court and federal.judges. The dems haven't gained

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sactoapartments
sactoapartments

Seth Meyers, head of Liberal Government Channel Entertainment. Listen to all of the dumb indoctrinated lemmings laugh at the 24/7 Trump-centric jokes like the robots they are. Enjoy your government comedy, morons.

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swamilive
swamilive

3:29 Horseface.

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Mike
Mike

*Damn this show is so boring!*

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Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent

Mike So go watch something else,

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reanman
reanman

cant wait till he dons an orange jumpsuit - yuuuuge celebration...

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Keith Cousin
Keith Cousin

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star burst
star burst

How many voter machines in tx were fixed?

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Nellie Andino
Nellie Andino

Trump is a pig!he was a hot mess on there!disrespectful,disgraceful,pathetic!

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Xanzia Klik
Xanzia Klik

Is Seth Meyers the most unpopular (most desperate for validation) smart-ass on American TV (or is that the disgusting Bill Maher)?

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Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson

Trump is the Antichrist remember he cheated on all three of his wives he has no moral values at all however people who support him have none either

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Max Canon
Max Canon

If America was The Lion King, this would be the part where Simba returns to Pride Rock.

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Appleboy78165
Appleboy78165

Jeff Sessions was fired, and he already "cannot recall" ever being Attorney General. :)

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Andrew Montoya
Andrew Montoya

For people who talk about love a lot, there sure is a lot of hate in these comments.

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Joshua Kairu
Joshua Kairu

Vote democrats in 2 years people! Let's have a BLUE tsunami in 2020...thank God it has just started..ignore the false prophesies..no one is above the law..no more one party rule.. democrats won big!

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Gary Bilder
Gary Bilder

Keep dividing us you loser. You’re so healthy for our country

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Dan
Dan

Wow, some really bad jokes this time.

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RoCk-N-PaRtY
RoCk-N-PaRtY

His diaper hasn’t been changed since he was a in the womb or ever he’s been born from

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joel repp
joel repp

FDJT

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Brigitte Fedrick
Brigitte Fedrick

I think everyday there is nothing else he can say that would surprise me...Guess what, he continues to surprise me! I'm so embarrassed by this idiot! Rude ass!

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Zaroff's Trophy Room
Zaroff's Trophy Room

Trump, you sir, have an ugly avaricious mind. One day it will just. Stop.

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Martian74
Martian74

President Trump will do fine with the Democrat house, he loves to fight. Has anyone beat him yet? No. He had the Republicans running against him for breakfast, Hillary was lunch and now the Democratic house will be some dinner. Then he can run again and have whoever the Democrats pick to run against him for dessert. Oh yes, Darth Bader Ginsburg is in hospital again, another SCOTUS pick would go down well about now.

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Chaoteee
Chaoteee

NPC late night host " Orange man bad orange man racist"

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Charles Walker
Charles Walker

ORANGE MAN BAD

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Confidencial na
Confidencial na

Your show is like CNN and MSNBC just a little difference you are a clown that is making jokes and they are clowns calling jokes as News.

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Jus Puddin
Jus Puddin

Narcissistic personality disorder — one of several types of personality disorders — is a mental condition in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for excessive attention and admiration, troubled relationships, and a lack of empathy for others. IJS

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Tomasina Covell
Tomasina Covell

Mmmm... it's machete time for the GOP!

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Rasheed Rashid Al Qalil Al-Adab /Adab Siz
Rasheed Rashid Al Qalil Al-Adab /Adab Siz

Since the President doesn't smoke, he wouldn't be prescribed Chantix and would not have the side effects.😏

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mrzeegrr
mrzeegrr

Trump is on Heroin.

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Sani Stielia
Sani Stielia

AH say hell t

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Benji Halpern
Benji Halpern

At least if you're gonna make fun of trump, do a good job

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Gan Khef
Gan Khef

Ha, Code Whales. Solid joke.

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Navid Khan
Navid Khan

I am just shocked that after that bomb incident followed by another shootout ..he is still instigating hatred the moment his lies are challenged..this is a very typical narc sociopath trait to defer responsibility and start finger pointing rather than being objective ...Don't be surprised if another uneducated delusional cult member come out after journalists with weapons..He is winding up his zombie hordes in a very pre-planned way

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freedom fighter 4 the next generation
freedom fighter 4 the next generation

Jeff sessions just RESIGNED 🤔 YOU R FIRED  right after election day so soon he is panicking Mueller where you at hurry UP he wanna come after u #45💣I 🤭💩something ain't right was indeed planned like a murder he has a clandestine plan cos he knows he is dirty hope that meuller investigation wrapped up we the people need to know tea time

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Dutch Uncle
Dutch Uncle

This is so not funny,desperately trying to get a laugh and failing,! Could do a lot better. Especially the joke about whales, really.

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sentry8535
sentry8535

That joke was a good one ... In this day and age why are we still using the word "sperm" when referring to a whale ? That was the point !

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TRUMP IS INCEST AND MENTALLY HANDICAPPED
TRUMP IS INCEST AND MENTALLY HANDICAPPED

what's worse than a sore loser? a sore winner

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ChrisC
ChrisC

The opening line of Jeff Sessions' resignation letter is significant. It makes it absolutely clear that he was fired, not that he resigned voluntarily. Therefore, the Federal law Trump is relying on to appoint Whitaker (the Federal Vacancies Reform Act) doesn't apply, and the law governing succession within the Justice Department does. By law (the Attorney General Succession Act), Sessions' successor MUST be the Deputy AG -- that is, Rod Rosenstein. Further, Clarence Thomas wrote just last year in a concurring opinion that principal officers cannot serve even in an "acting" capacity without Senate confirmation. Whitaker cannot serve unless confirmed. http://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/11/matthew-whitaker-jeff-sessions-replacement-illegal.html

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Jemp Ski
Jemp Ski

I gotta be honest. That only made me like Trump and I'm not a Trump guy. Something about it was hilarious and awesome.

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Coletha Albert
Coletha Albert

PITYUS IS UNHINGED

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emanny1986
emanny1986

Crowd sucked on this one.

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Bodymore MD_ummy
Bodymore MD_ummy

Trump calling somebody rude and calling something racist is so funny that it’s not.

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ANON
ANON

Wait so trump calls an African American reporter racist but yet proceeds to tell an Japanese reporter to say hi to shinzo

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1979irock
1979irock

Peter, what are you doing trying to be him?! LoL

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yy z
yy z

Cnn, msnbc, and others antagonized him at every briefing, im glad he fires back...seth starting to look scary

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Stanny B
Stanny B

If he wanted reporters to stop antagonizing him maybe he should stop lying to them?

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Thiago Albino Santos
Thiago Albino Santos

"Put down the mic" and call the guy rude... Now is the time to smash him to the ground

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Abnormal Wrench
Abnormal Wrench

3:30 That's a good looking horse.

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Robert Melvin
Robert Melvin

Mr. Trump is suppose to be the President for all the people of the United States of America; instead he behaves like a 3rd world dictator running a banana republic.

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Rock Wood
Rock Wood

You worthless NPC cucks should stop doing politics and do some comedy on your late night t.v. talk shows, this isn't funny or even slightly amusing.

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Stanny B
Stanny B

NPC? lol what a retard! I guess you think of yourself as the main playable character of the video game huh? dumbfuck..

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Merriey D
Merriey D

Trump is such a talented stand up comedian😂what a waste🤔

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masterprick1
masterprick1

Why are people wooing at Jeff Sessions leaving? We know who is replacing him and he is worse.

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rcaugh
rcaugh

If you wonder how much Rump believes in what he's doing, ask yourself why he denies it.

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Jerome Turner
Jerome Turner

Sessions is going to take the dead pimp's seat.

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Ruth Hall
Ruth Hall

I know you have to make money but when he talked down to y'all y'all should walk out when he call your fake news y'all she called him fake news you should call him fake news and Fox News fake news they lied to the people what happened to the Caravan you reported y'all need to stick together y'all need to get some backbone

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Stanley Klein
Stanley Klein

trump is an inoperable malignancy.

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Jon Bruford
Jon Bruford

Methinks the poor boy didn't sleep so well knowing Nancy and Maxine will be getting all up in his grill for the next 2 years.

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Jack Hackman
Jack Hackman

Asshole reporters and yes that means you SEAN...will not stand behind Acosta...Trump can and will do anything he wants.

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Christian Johnson
Christian Johnson

Trump is grumpy sounds like he needs to burped

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EJ GIGGEY
EJ GIGGEY

I've been saying this for months Are we overlooking something? This dictator president and his kids have used their charity foundation funds[million$$$$] like a checkbook to pay for personal items, trips, special interests, and lawyers. Isn't that enough to prosecute the whole family?

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Crystal Dunkin
Crystal Dunkin

He's still an idiot. It only gets worse...

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Sandra Miller
Sandra Miller

wasn't Kennedy a Elvis Presley demcoratics if so they can't be all that bad these guys were the best two men who ever walked the earth in the 20 th CENTURY Elvis was always for the poor people.

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Jenna Post
Jenna Post

It's really telling when the first time Trump explicitly calls something racist is when it's coming from a black woman

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Jon Porter
Jon Porter

#ReleaseThePeePeeTape

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stuff and things
stuff and things

Like a spoilt brat that didn't get what he wanted.

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southrules
southrules

Lol this fucking buffoon had idiots actually vote for him! WTF is going on, how stupid are people!!!!???

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Jaanya Gardner
Jaanya Gardner

He needs new writers

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Nathaly Munoz
Nathaly Munoz

What did he say to the Japanese reporter? I couldn't tell he mumbled on that one...

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Stanny B
Stanny B

Say hi to Shinzo.. Because all Japanese people know each other I guess..

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Sijan Bhandari
Sijan Bhandari

House? Buddy, who got the kitchen? Can walk naked but can't walk hungry. can only run towards food. Didn't know thi$?

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Goodbye USA
Goodbye USA

Poor Sperm Whales. The label just stuck.

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Nicole L
Nicole L

What the.... I've had coffee since I was 2. But happy meals are cool? :/ ok.

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Jelly Belly
Jelly Belly

Donny diapers acting pissy. Sad

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Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

Sessions resume with the Whitehouse: "I do not recall"

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blondwiththewind
blondwiththewind

TRUMP is such a LITTLE BABY. Oh.....and a CONTROL FREAK......and a LIAR!!!!!!

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Elizabeth Saint
Elizabeth Saint

Sessions treated by Southerners With peach tea and Keebler cookies.

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novak1928
novak1928

Trump sucks.

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Elizabeth Saint
Elizabeth Saint

The Keeblers have gathered together to support their leader Jeff Sessions. Q

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G_ Man21
G_ Man21

Looks like we won't see any press conferences from Trump for a while. Now if only his Twitter account could go through some technical problems we'd sleep easier tonight.

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Pam Timmins
Pam Timmins

So funny as always Seth, Trump is a bigger asshole then usual. So glad the Democrats took back the House and Trump is such a whiney tantrum throwing ass about it. Threatening the Dems isn't going to get that asshole Trump anywhere unlike the cowardly Republicans the Democrats aren't afraid of Trump the conman traitorous asshole. Glad how that female reporter stood up to Trump when she asked "if he considers himself a moral person" and wouldn't give over the mic until Trump answered of course he lied and said "he is a moral person" we all know he is not. Mueller time to indict Trump the midterms are over.

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Jonathan C.
Jonathan C.

With all of the ridiculous, insane news out there today, this is the best you can do on a comedy show?

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Kofi Brobbey
Kofi Brobbey

Kind of a relief to not have all the news be about Trump

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WildwoodClaire1
WildwoodClaire1

We an Asshole-in-Chief.

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Astrobrant2
Astrobrant2

C'mon, Seth, stop milking the audience for extra applause and laughter. It's annoying. And kinda amateurish.

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Kate O
Kate O

Well done to CoverGirl for going cruelty-free!

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Alexei Galan
Alexei Galan

I didn't get any of the last jocks........ ??????

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John O
John O

So “unfair” fact checking president liar. Gop is a corrupt cult

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