How to Become Pope


Lerper Derper
Lerper Derper

Oh yeah yeah

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Nathan Hernandez
Nathan Hernandez

I’m Christian chalothics believe everything someone says

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Yodavid1
Yodavid1

can a cardinal vote for himself?

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Live Free or Die USA
Live Free or Die USA

Christians must rise up against anti-American evil; we are 248 million strong (71%) in the USA, practicing, non-practicing, questioning, we ALL need to stick together!

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Aleksandar Zivanovic
Aleksandar Zivanovic

Why in the fu*k would anyone want to be a pope??? oh yes - we live in world full of idiots who treat OCD as illness - but talking to imaginary white bearded dude is totally acceptable.....

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Muhammad Arif
Muhammad Arif

Good news : I'm gent! Bad news : I'm Muslim!

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F3lixD Weiker
F3lixD Weiker

Ok i can do this: first point aaaaaaand i fucked up

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Can we get 1000 subscribers with No videos?
Can we get 1000 subscribers with No videos?

Instructions unclear, accidentally joined a drug cartel

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CrAzY UpLoAdEr
CrAzY UpLoAdEr

In simple words, One has to be virgin. Me: Hold my beer😭

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petraka_bg_gaming
petraka_bg_gaming

Why am i watching this? I am Orthodox Christian

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Boz Zambia
Boz Zambia

This is so funny

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Ava Bennett
Ava Bennett

Instructions unclear ended up in a bathtub

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tom boy
tom boy

oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah

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qwer ty
qwer ty

Oh yeah yeah

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l ironface53 l
l ironface53 l

More like *N O P E*

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Chill Axe
Chill Axe

oh yeah yeah

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Cool Fire
Cool Fire

What if they just inherited the position lol like this if u think so too

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Rowin Janssen
Rowin Janssen

I want to be a pope just so i can be called pussykiller2637

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isniffsharpies
isniffsharpies

"I'll do it this afternooooon"

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Goll
Goll

4:15 I saw you on the right.

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J H
J H

You left out the diddling kids part at what point is that a requirement or is it just the fad right now?

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Discount Ostrich
Discount Ostrich

Yeah I got time

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lp2317
lp2317

All well and good, but there's one piece left out of the picture: How do the cardinals decide who to vote for?  Perhaps this isn't known to the outside world, but...do cardinals nominate themselves, or do they have a committee which comes up with a "shortlist", or what?

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Spy Del Rio
Spy  Del Rio

Instruction Unclear, accidentally became an angry german mustache boi.

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NutshotBrawler
NutshotBrawler

The balloting phase goes all the way back to the time of the Apostles of Jesus Christ. After the suicide of Judas Iscariot, the Apostles were like:”We need someone to replace him”, their conditions were: the person had to be among Jesus during His crucifixion and they chose two men they balloted their votes and chose a dude named Matthias. Least that’s what it says in the Bible in the Acts of the Apostles

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Djames Djefferson
Djames Djefferson

Catholicism is such a joke.

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Jared Jams
Jared Jams

Instructions unclear, just became high priest of Church of Satan

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Zonofv 1
Zonofv 1

What sect?

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Thao Tran
Thao Tran

66.9 so smart

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BAZINGA92006
BAZINGA92006

Pope sans the first

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Tankboss 5432
Tankboss 5432

I have chance...

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george appleton
george appleton

I thought the title was "how the pope big gay"

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Preston Saint-johns Everette-Johnson III
Preston Saint-johns Everette-Johnson III

Someone need to make a anime about this. It would be dope

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XerXes
XerXes

Can You name yourself pope Osama??

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mmilunn plays
mmilunn plays

XD

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Mega YT
Mega YT

Instructions unclear, became a nazi.

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Karol Waszkiewicz
Karol Waszkiewicz

2:53 That on the far left must be a Battle Cardinal

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Miami Sheesh
Miami Sheesh

Instruction unclear, ended up burning thousands of women with red hair a day.

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Lord Icebear
Lord Icebear

now i am gonna become a pope and destroy the church from inside

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MR MEMES
MR MEMES

did you guys know that jesus is not son of god he was sented by god

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TORCIDA1950 HOS
TORCIDA1950 HOS

Both of that genius.

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L a n g o
L a n g o

Im a catholic,im achild im going in the future

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СРПСКИ ВИТЕЗ
СРПСКИ ВИТЕЗ

FUCK POPE!

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TORCIDA1950 HOS
TORCIDA1950 HOS

Mrs cubre cigansko-srpsko!

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Vance L. Gilmore
Vance L. Gilmore

Instructions unclear. Now I'm a nun named Sister Mary. I still have a deep voice though.

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Kringy Films
Kringy Films

The pope was an inside job

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Celeste Lister
Celeste Lister

rip imma girl

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Zonofv 1
Zonofv 1

Technically if you are transgender (FtM) you still could become the pope, but I wouldn't base such a big life decision on something as improbable as becoming the pope.

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Michael Robins
Michael Robins

Then they get to touch little boys and not get prosecuted

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F.B.I
F.B.I

What's sad is nobody who watches this video will ever become pope

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Otgonlkham Otgoo
Otgonlkham Otgoo

The pope is a adult so it would be a long time before you can be pope

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hermitcraft fan
hermitcraft fan

I dont see Catholicism my religion but im still christian.

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The Wanderer
The Wanderer

One must molest 50,000 choir boys?

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warystatue33
warystatue33

Tapped out after no pussy

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Homey Sanic
Homey Sanic

Instructions unclear, ended up becoming sultan instead.

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58 wp Moongang
58 wp Moongang

He broke that shit down quick lol

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CookiezX VLOGS
CookiezX VLOGS

How to be come Pope? Live in Poland

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Jack McCaughey
Jack McCaughey

How to become Pope - rape a kid and shun a gay

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TORCIDA1950 HOS
TORCIDA1950 HOS

90% is that you are retareded English kid...

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Ово Само Срби Могу Прочитати
Ово Само Срби Могу Прочитати

step 1: rape some kids step 2: done!

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Sealy boi
Sealy boi

Uhh... *What?*

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Martín Zoldyck
Martín Zoldyck

So that's how paedophiles organize

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TORCIDA1950 HOS
TORCIDA1950 HOS

Hahahaha glupi Čeh...

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WindowsEXE
WindowsEXE

Pope Pope when?

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Zuhri Riot
Zuhri Riot

How to be a SATAN

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Detox
Detox

1:01 “a man” *leaves video*

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Kevin v
Kevin v

Good to know,I'd better concentrate on my engineering degree

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не могу придумать хорошее имя
не могу придумать хорошее имя

Tried this but accidentally became supreme leader of north korea

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Syntifier_11
Syntifier_11

Oh yeah yeah yeah

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Jacko
Jacko

Welp, that’s another 8.6 million popes

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Zoogily
Zoogily

hello i am pope

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TANGT2
TANGT2

why I'm here I'm not even a Christian

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Phillip Millar
Phillip Millar

He forgot to add in Monseigneur... which I think is a very senior priest...but under a bishop...

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Global Citizen
Global Citizen

Some Basic Islamic Beliefs 1) Belief in God: Muslims believe in one, unique, incomparable God, Who has no son nor partner, and that none has the right to be worshipped but Him alone.  He is the true God, and every other deity is false.  He has the most magnificent names and sublime perfect attributes.  No one shares His divinity, nor His attributes.  In the Quran, God describes Himself:  Say, “He is God, the One.  God, to Whom the creatures turn for their needs.  He begets not, nor was He begotten, and there is none like Him.”  (Quran, 112:1-4)  Chapter 112 of the Quran written in Arabic calligraphy. No one has the right to be invoked, supplicated, prayed to, or shown any act of worship, but God alone. God alone is the Almighty, the Creator, the Sovereign, and the Sustainer of everything in the whole universe.  He manages all affairs.  He stands in need of none of His creatures, and all His creatures depend on Him for all that they need.  He is the All-Hearing, the All-Seeing, and the All-Knowing.  In a perfect manner, His knowledge encompasses all things, the open and the secret, and the public and the private.  He knows what has happened, what will happen, and how it will happen.  No affair occurs in the whole world except by His will.  Whatever He wills is, and whatever He does not will is not and will never be.  His will is above the will of all the creatures.  He has power over all things, and He is able to do everything.  He is the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful, and the Most Beneficent.  In one of the sayings of the Prophet Muhammad , we are told that God is more merciful to His creatures than a mother to her child.1  God is far removed from injustice and tyranny.  He is All-Wise in all of His actions and decrees.  If someone wants something from God, he or she can ask God directly without asking anyone else to intercede with God for him or her. God is not Jesus, and Jesus is not God.2  Even Jesus himself rejected this.  God has said in the Quran:  Indeed, they have disbelieved who have said, “God is the Messiah (Jesus), son of Mary.”  The Messiah said, “Children of Israel, worship God, my Lord and your Lord.  Whoever associates partners in worship with God, then God has forbidden Paradise for him, and his home is the Fire (Hell).  For the wrongdoers,3 there will be no helpers.”  (Quran, 5:72) God is not a trinity.  God has said in the Quran:  Indeed, they disbelieve who say, “God is the third of three (in a trinity),” when there is no god but one God.  If they desist not from what they say, truly, a painful punishment will befall the disbelievers among them. Would they not rather repent to God and ask His forgiveness?  For God is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.  The Messiah (Jesus), son of Mary, was no more than a messenger...  (Quran, 5:73-75) Islam rejects that God rested on the seventh day of the creation, that He wrestled with one of His angels, that He is an envious plotter against mankind, or that He is incarnate in any human being.  Islam also rejects the attribution of any human form to God. All of these are considered blasphemous.  God is the Exalted.  He is far removed from every imperfection.  He never becomes weary.  He does not become drowsy nor does he sleep. The Arabic word Allah means God (the one and only true God who created the whole universe).  This word Allah is a name for God, which is used by Arabic speakers, both Arab Muslims and Arab Christians.  This word cannot be used to designate anything other than the one true God.  The Arabic word Allah occurs in the Quran about 2700 times.  In Aramaic, a language related closely to Arabic and the language that Jesus habitually spoke,4God is also referred to as Allah. 2) Belief in the Angels: Muslims believe in the existence of the angels and that they are honored creatures.  The angels worship God alone, obey Him, and act only by His command.  Among the angels is Gabriel, who brought down the Quran to Muhammad . 3) Belief in God’s Revealed Books: Muslims believe that God revealed books to His messengers as proof for mankind and as guidance for them.  Among these books is the Quran, which God revealed to the Prophet Muhammad .  God has guaranteed the Quran’s protection from any corruption or distortion.  God has said:  Indeed, We have sent down the Quran, and surely We will guard it (from corruption).  (Quran, 15:9) 4) Belief in the Prophets and Messengers of God: Muslims believe in the prophets and messengers of God, starting with Adam, including Noah, Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, Moses, and Jesus (peace be upon them).  But God’s final message to man, a reconfirmation of the eternal message, was revealed to the Prophet Muhammad .  Muslims believe that Muhammad  is the last prophet sent by God, as God has said:  Muhammad is not the father of any one of your men, but he is the Messenger of God and the last of the prophets...  (Quran, 33:40) Muslims believe that all the prophets and messengers were created human beings who had none of the divine qualities of God. 5) Belief in the Day of Judgment: Muslims believe in the Day of Judgment (the Day of Resurrection) when all people will be resurrected for God’s judgment according to their beliefs and deeds. 6) Belief in Al-Qadar: Muslims believe in Al-Qadar, which is Divine Predestination, but this belief in Divine Predestination does not mean that human beings do not have freewill.  Rather, Muslims believe that God has given human beings freewill.  This means that they can choose right or wrong and that they are responsible for their choices. The belief in Divine Predestination includes belief in four things: 1) God knows everything.  He knows what has happened and what will happen.  2) God has recorded all that has happened and all that will happen.  3) Whatever God wills to happen happens, and whatever He wills not to happen does not happen.  4) God is the Creator of everything.   Next: Is There Any Sacred Source Other than the Quran? _____________________________ Footnotes: (1) Narrated in Saheeh Muslim, #2754, and Saheeh Al-Bukhari, #5999.  (2) It was reported by the Associated Press, London, on June 25, 1984, that a majority of the Anglican bishops surveyed by a television program said, “Christians are not obliged to believe that Jesus Christ was God.”  The poll was of 31 of England’s 39 bishops.  The report further stated that 19 of the 31 bishops said it was sufficient to regard Jesus as “God’s supreme agent.”  The poll was conducted by London Weekend Television’s weekly religious program, “Credo.”  (3) The wrongdoers include the polytheists.  (4) NIV Compact Dictionary of the Bible, Douglas, p. 42.    Previous Contents Next Home Page: www.islam-guide.com Copyright  -  Privacy Policy

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TORCIDA1950 HOS
TORCIDA1950 HOS

Respcet Islam, but I'm proud to be Christian...

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What Hi
What Hi

Dang it I failed the first requirement

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Nevenius von Dubowatz
Nevenius von Dubowatz

2:22 BLUE!!!

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just commenting
just commenting

Oh That easy

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zoeynot101
zoeynot101

Welp my dream of being pope is crushed before it began

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Mr Skull
Mr Skull

Can you do how to be come an Orthodox priests

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United States of America
United States of America

Instructions unclear, I’m in the US Army.

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The_gamer_guy19 19
The_gamer_guy19 19

Instructions unclear: I became a pedophile

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AetherResonant
AetherResonant

pope francis was an inside job

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Owen Rucins
Owen Rucins

Look at the cardinal in the bottom right at 3:22. He has a literal tablet.

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chemallow
chemallow

And the bottom left he didn’t give his phone😂

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James B
James B

Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in a young boy's butthole.

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Tomás Moreira
Tomás Moreira

the moment were the cardinals pray is hilarious

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Transylvania Ball
Transylvania Ball

Are you a Pope? I think yes cuz you know these.....

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Shade
Shade

Is assassination or blackmail around? In the name of God of course

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the couch manager
the couch manager

mmmm hold my beer... or in this case hold my sacramental wine

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Mist
Mist

Well I don't want to be the pope, I'm just curious on how it works. The Catholic Church doesn't keep the sabbath and it has pagan images and laws (They also changed the commandments)

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Iron Dolphin
Iron Dolphin

4:07 That is a very... unchristian percent. -Martin Luther

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CarTerPiller
CarTerPiller

not surprised that Urban is the least picked name *cough cough Crusades cough*

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Memes areforkids
Memes areforkids

When u realize there is probably someone out there following these steps

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Ranhay George
Ranhay George

basicly dark souls 3

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dumb boi
dumb boi

Step 1. Molest Kids

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Heisenbooger
Heisenbooger

Well I have one of the requirements.

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Zonofv 1
Zonofv 1

35 or older?

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Sakho Daoud
Sakho Daoud

More like how to become a pedo😂

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Angel Michaela Tudtud
Angel Michaela Tudtud

now how to be a meme god hahahah

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R. Zell
R. Zell

Who Started Your Church - Part 1 ~  http://youtu.be/Y-Hx6jZQPvo There is only one -denomination- Church found in scripture.

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Σαμπλε Τεξτ
Σαμπλε Τεξτ

Just take his hat.

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GREGOR CLEGANE
GREGOR CLEGANE

i just lost my job a while ago, then this came into my recommendations..

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stephen Ridener
stephen Ridener

I GOT THIS IMA GET A VICTORY ROYALE

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Michal Nowak
Michal Nowak

How to become Pope: touch little kids

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Job 35
Job 35

Peter

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Cyber Leaf
Cyber Leaf

Omg, omg all Catholics are like pedophiles and like they follow Satan and like let's make fun of them cause why not. Catholic are not Christians omg -A bunch of haters in the comment section. Why must you hate your fellow Christians? I respect you if you are part of another Church. The horrible, wicked men who rapped poor children and such who became priests simply chose the path of the priesthood to gain respect and have an advantage on others (as people tend to trust their priests). They are morally ill in all ways and shapes, nor are they truly holy men. Not all of our priests are like this. Many are kind, devoted Catholics who desire to speak and share their words regarding our Lord, and so on. We do not worship our enemy. We really don't, nor will ever do.

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cheese nugget
cheese nugget

Sorry I'm not Catholic but why cant females become popes?

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Σαμπλε Τεξτ
Σαμπλε Τεξτ

Papacy

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Knight Percivale
Knight Percivale

Ok, who will accept become a pope challenge?

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Jonayofsweden
Jonayofsweden

Haha master of divinity. Now that's a title ^^

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