Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Lesbian Penguins, National Color Day


walkingdeadman19
walkingdeadman19

Wait ... if those jokes can't be told by a straight, white male, am i allowed to laugh about them as a straight, white male ?

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nohalfway
nohalfway

Jenny radiates Big Top Energy

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Regina Lee
Regina Lee

what's the last movie's title though???

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Susanna Hernandez
Susanna Hernandez

Dress with pockets 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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tichafara luzane
tichafara luzane

Lol like how they lead him on for the last joke each time

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Hannah Matlack
Hannah Matlack

Why has no one rewritten the intro to this? He struggles with it every time because of the wording

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Caitlin Greene
Caitlin Greene

Wait, but really, dresses with pockets are amazing. I recently found some bridesmaids dresses with pockets, which is probably the best thing ever. 👗😍

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Knight of Mind
Knight of Mind

amber was f e e l i n g herself today my god shes amazing

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David Hendrickson
David Hendrickson

1:42 I think I just culturally appropriated the face the lady on the left made when I heard that joke.

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Rollercoaster Rider
Rollercoaster Rider

2:55 Wait, In a Previous Jokes Seth Can’t Tell, Jenny told me that lesbians make women orgasm LESBIANS ARE LIARS!

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Mario Fuertes Muñiz
Mario Fuertes Muñiz

Hm I get the segment but still think doing jokes (about jokes) is not nice.

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Kona DragoNOS
Kona DragoNOS

"Oh we prefer Bush gardens" I'm fucking dead

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GJ Nelson
GJ Nelson

“Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” makes me sick.

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Rodney Pratt
Rodney Pratt

I love this segment of special I'm not a great big Seth Meyers fan my wife watches him religiously but I do love Amber oh my gosh Amber says what?

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Rodney Pratt
Rodney Pratt

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, when my wife puts on new jeans, and she asks, does this make my butt look big , I said yeah baby, sure does and she grins back cuz my baby got a badonkadonk

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Adam Nowek
Adam Nowek

Amber is super proud of that gardening joke 😂

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dennis bryan
dennis bryan

Seth you can tell any joke you want I don't understand why is it okay for a black girl to make jokes about a white people but a white guy can't make jokes about black people?

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Lyla Abogoda
Lyla Abogoda

Get well soon Seth

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Janean Feller
Janean Feller

YES! More pockets please!!

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alpha omega
alpha omega

Ok, I didn't get it," dress with pockets"?

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vazak11
vazak11

Gosh I love this show.

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Artaher Duron
Artaher Duron

Why does this never get old lmao

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T N
T N

yawn.

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joel repp
joel repp

Amber is so good, you go young lady.

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Fletch Davidson
Fletch Davidson

Think I'm gonna nail you guys.

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daydreamin4
daydreamin4

Poor Seth, go home and make some soup, man, you sound real sick!

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20killershot
20killershot

Dress with pockets 🤩🤩🤩

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Blue Steel
Blue Steel

How is making fun of white people's butts offensive coming form a white person but not offensive coming from a black person?? That is ass backwards. I would be offended, but since I am not a sensitive snowflake like people of other races, I really don't care. Just wanted to point out something that made no sense.

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IrianGaming
IrianGaming

Those writers haven't seen any porn actresses, it seems...

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Bradley James
Bradley James

You guys are awesome.

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jew know who
jew know who

I love this segment, it's always so good natured

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Cee Bee
Cee Bee

I'm sorry but Amber is so annoying

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Pedro Cardoso
Pedro Cardoso

These are the best!

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Edward Maxwell
Edward Maxwell

🍑🍳

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Jay Looney
Jay Looney

What did the last joke mean, the one about the movie and best make-up?

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Samantha Hicks
Samantha Hicks

YES!!! Dresses with pockets!

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Kathy Amstutz
Kathy Amstutz

LOVE this segment on his show BUT have you ever noticed that [again] Seth sits closer to Amber? He always does......just an observation!

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Richard Fraccaro
Richard Fraccaro

Who are the 200+ dislikes and WTF is their problem?

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Keith Cooper
Keith Cooper

I love these!

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Enterprise1701J
Enterprise1701J

Lol Amber couldn't help but laugh at the last joke ^_^

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Kevin Ortega-Rojas
Kevin Ortega-Rojas

AMBER👏🏼AMBER👏🏼AMBER👏🏼AMBER

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Megan Borie
Megan Borie

I loved the joke about dresses with pockets! When I heard it, I thought about how I used to frown at dresses with pockets, and how I ordered a dress online to wear to a wedding but didn’t know it had pockets, and then loved it because I had a place to keep my chapstick and my phone and didn’t have to carry a purse. And then you said dresses with pockets are great because they have a place to keep your chapstick! Yes!! That’s exactly what there perfect for!!

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Bot Prophet
Bot Prophet

Ah women writers, that explains why this show is not funny.

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BETMARKonTube
BETMARKonTube

In *2018* every single white man actually *NEED* a *black lesbian* woman behind him to finish his jokes. Sad but true.

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Teresa Fuller
Teresa Fuller

idk....i never think these jokes are funny. oh well, still a great show

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jacen cade
jacen cade

The "really gonna nail you" slip was good.

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Hannah G0123
Hannah G0123

We prefer Bush Gardens

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jacen cade
jacen cade

I like how he doubled down on offense And it was still great

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MatchstalkMan
MatchstalkMan

Seth’s bit at the end has become tiresome. They should mix it up a little bit, either he says, “Every other time I’ve told a joke, you’ve attacked me so no, I’m not doing one. This has been Amber and Jenny, on Jokes Seth can’t tell.” Or, he tells a joke and they both find it funny and laugh along with him.

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Jim Terpstra
Jim Terpstra

I see it is time for me to "thumbs down" Amber - can't wait for her next appearance!

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McD5791
McD5791

Sounds like Seth had a bit of a cold that night... his voice wasn't like usually is

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Ivars Auce
Ivars Auce

If it's not okay for Seth to say black jokes, it shouldn't be ok for Amber so say white jokes. We're going for equality, right?

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Maddy Beebye
Maddy Beebye

Check out this song about voting out old, white dudes next week! http://youtu.be/LWppNE5WSdY

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PINIPON
PINIPON

Turns out Seth sick voice is really annoying. Hope he gets better quick!

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Afaf Benhara
Afaf Benhara

This segment always makes me cringe. Only good line was "ghost of Megyn Kelly's career". That was a good burn.

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starlet parts
starlet parts

Amber is like SNL's Steve Harvey characters exact female opposite haha. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBov9YUvGss

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Ceci Markley
Ceci Markley

Best segment of the show

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D
D

Why couldn’t Seth tell the 🍑 joke? It’s about putting white people down; what’s the problem?

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sa m
sa m

Love these

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David St. James
David St. James

Bush Gardens 😋

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Martian74
Martian74

Why can't a white guy tell these jokes? The left is so pathetic. Can Elisabeth Warren tell Indian jokes? She has 1/1024th Native American DNA in her so does that qualify?

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firewordsparkler
firewordsparkler

Can we air these segments for seven days to get it an Oscar? Jenny and Amber deserve it.

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tam noe
tam noe

I love them

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Robyn Boynton Muth
Robyn Boynton Muth

Dress with pockets!!!!!!!!!! 😍

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Oopss7
Oopss7

God, that woman is so annoying

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Soaring Eagle
Soaring Eagle

Cute Amber.

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peter g
peter g

my favorite segment - can't get enough!

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Tai Le
Tai Le

Poor Seth. He sounds like he should be at home xD

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Shigemi Notoge
Shigemi Notoge

poor Seth. We really appreciate your working even when you're clearly so ill. Keep up the magic.

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LL&PH TwoZero
LL&PH TwoZero

-When political correctness hits a comedian.....

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ApostateAwake
ApostateAwake

I need a compilation of Amber's moves.

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redhotrobot
redhotrobot

I think poor Seth has a cold

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ElloBoppit
ElloBoppit

That Bush Gardens got me hahahahah@!

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rgeezee
rgeezee

Always Halirrrrrrrr

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Rukmani Sindhu Thangam
Rukmani Sindhu Thangam

I have missed Jenny!!!!!!

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Andrew Tessman
Andrew Tessman

"nail you guys".... To quote Archer: "Phrasing"

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thegreatmonster
thegreatmonster

That 'pancake' joke was GOOD.

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Chiwantstea O
Chiwantstea O

LEGIT LOVE POCKETS

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Isabel Martin
Isabel Martin

The only part I don’t like is “black women and lesbians are liars”

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Marie Fanger
Marie Fanger

A dress with pockets!

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Trekkie_Monster
Trekkie_Monster

so these are just a bunch of bad jokes that didn't make the cut??????

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tehnemox
tehnemox

I love this segment, I really do. But I gotta be honest, today's was rather...lackluster :(

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Tom Hartman
Tom Hartman

How many of you, Male and Female, fantasized about these two Women?

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andreas pedersen
andreas pedersen

Amber

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Nefarias Bredd
Nefarias Bredd

You don't need the full intro anymore. At this point, it almost feels like padding.

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nicodorable
nicodorable

How dare U?

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Rune Below
Rune Below

I'm going to nail you guys 😁😁

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Sleepy Sarah Elizabeth
Sleepy Sarah Elizabeth

I love how they just crack themselves up while delivering these lines. It's so much fun. xDDD

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Llynnyia
Llynnyia

Darn right! A dress with pockets!

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surrexi
surrexi

I always love "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" but I gotta say this is probably the best one yet.

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Gregory Ashton
Gregory Ashton

These are JOKES???

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amal zuhair
amal zuhair

With this one I'm gonna nail you guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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avidreader 231
avidreader 231

okay but the dress with pockets joke is TRUE

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Jonshields1
Jonshields1

I think this was best one yet

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charles hetrick
charles hetrick

You’d think he could’ve let some one else host. Maybe one of the female writers he’s so supportive of?

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Tara Lehman
Tara Lehman

this segment getting so much deserved love

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Jeff Steik
Jeff Steik

Amber gets to be racist?

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Guilherme Costa
Guilherme Costa

Jokes Seth Can't Tell (because he's got no voice)

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Samantha Stark
Samantha Stark

Dress w pockets!! Oh chapstick holders how I love you!!! 😁🤣

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A. Jet1life
A. Jet1life

Feel better Seth!!!

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