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Violent killings are the worst.
2:05 pure awesomeness. An imaginary giant.
He literally said Mexico was going to pay for it and now the democrats have to fund it? He’s a moron.
Ending priceless! Amazed researchers found stuff from 14 yr ago! Trump telling ppl .. never stop, knock down THE WALL .. go over/under/around it🤷🏾♀️🤣
Haven’t watched this show in years. This fuckn host is terrible. Comedy Central sucks
Build that wall at all costs
I didn't know Trump was a Mexican 8:29. What happened ? Lol
#Sniffgate strikes again!!!!!! 2 years later... keep it going!!! #Sniffgate 😂😂😂
Where where are all the buried??
trevor noah should interview the president that would be funny as f**k
Sorry US, you used to have the most colotful politicians, but now UK is in the lead.
and the little pigs are still turning in shame ☺
how's this for scary. U ball pincher followers!
This is the daily show because the douchebag show was too long a name.
Dude all I got to say is hair tan clothes and putting up walls on people that’s what will make America great again
Trump is an overt passive aggressive narcissistic sociopath, if you think he should be rational then its your fault.
Trump send secret agents again to Honduras to bring a second caravan, just to get his stupid wall money...evil president 👿👿👿
Who listen to the CNN b******* they're f****** raise or lower than Nickelodeon
They just hate Trump and they are afraid of him because he's for the American people these lowlifes swamp creature motherfukers
They're walking across the border in parts of Arizona with drugs right on their back man and then when they get picked up the tax dollars to get them back through the system and get them back deported it's costing the taxpayers billions of dollars you f****** morons
Hundreds of people dying everyday from drugs the tax money paying for judges and housing for the illegal immigrants are you motherfukers idiots or f****** what
I don't care about Trump or the dems, I just want proper border security and a free competitive marketplace for labor. It's a new world and time to look to our own
You all deserve to choose your own country. And all countries have their own created laws. You deserve to enter USA and USA got its laws. All lawmakers, its citizens and immigrants must follow and abide USA laws. Immigrants must follow the legal process of immigration. Breaking laws thru illegal border crossing is big negative for immigrant records. Government agencies always record individual history and activities. (Your politicians can not help to clean your records.). Sanctuaries can not provide a CLEAN and HEALTHY stay to the undocumented compared to those who entered legally, Sanctuaries provide an unstable environment to the undocumented and create divided beliefs among community members (There is always exploitation involved), Your politicians can create costly expenses maintaining sanctuary and create taxes of burden to support it. Sanctuaries only promise EMPTY to NEGATIVES financial sheets to balance local government budgets based on maintaining lawbreakers and manifesting lawbreaking is a common way of life (LIVE as a lawbreaker and the lawmaker breaks it and it just contaminates the young to become one). Maybe it is just positive for exploitation, and you or someone benefits from it..Sanctuaries created exploitation among self-serving politicians and the undocumented still being helpless and used. A yellow brick road to the weary dreamer with USA laws being broken.USA judicial system and politicians can not provide LONG AND STABLE SOLUTIONS to the undocumented immigrant (It is always COSTLY and not for FREE). Courts settle very long years of wait and very costly assessments/evaluations/process/heart-aches. Self-claimed political experts (including this comedian) can only serve endless opinions. And opinions they served and someone is fully or partially unaware of the laws and unaware they should/must follow the laws. Dream and break the laws...maybe someone deserves it...and the self-serving democrat politicians may say "your crisis is manufactured". History records. Now your politicians are creating faces maybe solutions. The inflow of immigrants breaking USA laws is everyday problem.. the problem created problems and it expands through all years within the walls of Congress and Washington. The corrupt corrupted lawmakers, politicians and all those who believe lawbreaking is a way of life. Build the wall, $25 billion is cheap price to maintain laws/system respect and can be recovered thru legal immigration process - why choose lawbreakers to come in and maintain them at a very costly change. Have a nice coffee.
When it comes to speeches Trump is just like Romney: They're both rich. Or I could say: They're both against the people they were ten years ago. Or maybe: They're both aloof as a banana in a toaster. Which one's funnier?
Enjoy those fresh greens while you can folks, they wont pick themselves.
If funding the wall was so important, why didn’t he do it in the last two years while they had control of all three branches? They managed to pass the tax benefits for the 1%...😒
This lowlife piece of useless fecal waste needs a good, swift kick in the ass.
hahaha i think Trump looks like dr. Evil!!!!
Trevor Noah's a piece of shit
The length of this shutdown compensates for something else
Go back to being funny,,, politics is out of your league...
It should be referred to DNC shutdown.
How can a president of the US shuts down the office because he can? Where is the democracy? This is no difference than dictator in North Korea.
Jerking off an imaginary giant hahahahahahahahahahaha
I´am sorry I am not a Psychiatric but The gaslighting of your narcissist President is a real dangerous stuff. I am really worry about you guys. By the way I love your program Trevor, you make me laugh a lot. Your Trumps jokes are the funniest ones. God bless and protect you all. Hugs and Greeting from Costa Rica. #madeleinecasmo #microinfluencer #fuckingpolitics #contentmagazine
cocaine is a hell of a drug
I bet it's a lot of people in the comments that voting for Trump but those people didn't realize Trump only cares about trump.
I have never needed drugs until 2016.
the Press is the megaphone of the left to brainwash people....just like a third world country....wow even the liberals don't see it.
Some ppl that are not hear legal do do bad thing but 95% are Hear to not be shitty life
this guy Trevor is a complete idiot mocking the President.
Trevor Noah for PRESIDENT!!!!
emojis are problematic!!
The government is shutdown and this clown is playing golf. piece of garbage, low life, no class asshole.
jerks off an imaginary giant!!!!
the real question is why americans are letting him lead..O.o try what we did here in the Philippines.. people power revolution.. its sad to see what has become of a great country.. when are the citizens gonna say "enough is enough"..? do most americans still believe that he is fit to lead..? how much more of this is it gonna take to unite the people..?
Remember when trump said, "lets make America great again", that kind of made me think, - Who decides wether America is great? The people who live in it? The people who observe it? Is it tangible? Intangible? Or is it something we just made up to feel self satisfaction. Sometimes, I wish we humans weren't intelligent, it's hard being a philosophical thinker.
Hey, Drumpf - why don't you just *kill* Schumer and Pelosi, and just take all their money and pocket it! You're gangster enough - act like it. Get blood on your hands. Look in their eyes, inches away, as you disembowel them and then cut off their heads. Put those on the poles you brought with you, and plant those stinky trophies in the oval office. Be a thug, and crow about it - a real *alpha male* is a stone killer. Put some of that stolen money toward your accursed wall. There are no legal immigrants, like you and many other have been dog-whistling for years - just Rassenschandlern.(race-defilers.) You want a white ethnostate, and your followers do also. Kill *everyone* who does not measure up, like your idol Hitler tried to do. Start with the disabled, of course - just like the Nazis you and yours so much admire. Just invade Mexico, grab lots of people, enslave them, buy supplies from the usual Mafiosi (and skim a third for your own pleasure), and build your stinky ineffectual wall. Make that sucker a mile wide - it should work better. Create a real Stasi to back it up - oh, and your very own Gulag to contain your enemies. Give your special people real jobs as death-camp guards, too. They want to kill. Put them to work.
Wait wait wait . . . *sex crimes?!* That is a REPUBLICAN SENATOR'S job!!! That's all they have Mexicans, don't steal it from them!!!
I can't unsee that Trump handjob. Happy ending for that giant.
Even one victim of sex trafficking or rape make the wall more than worth it.
Sometimes I feel lile Trump's presidency is a big joke America is playing on the rest of the world. Literally how can one man be this mind numbingly stupid😂😂😂
Go back to #COMMUNIST #MUSLIM England where you belong.
Get a life! You said "Sooul" more than he did! Why dont you go live in Mexico! See how much they like you talking disrespectfully against their President. Looser!
Trump is tanking the country for his buddy Putin. Russia can take over this country without firing a shot. Our President is compromised. Putin gave him his wish list and Trump got on his knees. Trumpsters better learn Russian. He is a traitor.
There is not trash in the street, show us a video as a proffer then, you democrats lie shamelessly. Is that the way you will convince people of your point of view. Donald Trump president 2020.
Such a talented comedian... but such a follower... bashing our president is now as trendy as ripped jeans, and face tattoos
Y'all puppets. Money sure does the talking
Most deaths in this country are from Prescription Drugs as in opioides. You'd be better off getting them on CBD or full weed by comparison. Giving them coke or crack would be more humane than opioides.
President Trump is way better than bareback ovomit ever was. Enjoy his second term. 😎😂🤣✌🏻
Why don't you shut your ignorant mouth. I used to be a fan but your true colors came out and it isn't pretty. Fearmongering? Really? Well, since you haven't found the need to look up the real numbers and at least sound like you know something, let me enlighten you. 90% of the heroin coming into this country comes across THAT border. 300 people die a week from overdoses of heroin. In the last two years, illegals have committed 4000 murders, 10000 sexual assaults and 100000 other violent assaults. Just a few years ago, obama, clinton and schummer were for the wall to the tune of 25 billion. What changed? We all know what did and that is why they are now against it. Playing politics while Americans die. And you got the nerve to sit up there, you pompous little bitch, and tell us not to worry, laughing? Wait till something happens to someone in your family. You may feel different.
Look at your homeland, S. Africa. It's gone 3rd world since the end of apartheid, and Trump is your biggest problem?
It's okay. You won't have to listen to Trump as often when you're wasting away in Guantanamo. Mockingbird trash.
Never heard the truth from them.
Anyone know why we don't just offer citizenship to anyone who serves in the US armed forces for at least 4 years honorably and their immediate family (spouse and kids)? I served with 3 sailors who were not citizens of the US but served in our military. We had a party for one of my chiefs when he got his citizenship after 15! years of service.
What do you expect from leadership that derives from lack of sleep or conscience - Maybe it's time for Robots to take over - www.AutonomousGovernment.com
Trump's a wall street guy. He doesn't drink, doesn't smoke pot. Dude probably does cocaine. Honestly, I don't care. Probably the only thing cool about Trump. I wanna see a leaked video of him and Johnny Depp talking about the world, while double teaming a giant pile of blow. Hell, I'll pay to see that! Bring in Whoopi Goldberg and Patrick Stewart, I'll sell my sooooul!
Trump is trying to rid of the federal bank, which is the smartest way to get rid of all the debt that the government is in, most powerful country on the globe and is still borrowing money instead of lending money, which is also the reason why mr.trump wants Mexico to build a wall that the government can’t afford...
Jokes are funny. Trump has a point. And people hates him for doing what's best for America. I guess that's what happens. Gotham blamed batman too while he was saving the city. Trump is Batman. Make all the fun you wish, they are fun. But 2020, Trump will be re elected again.
You suck Trevor Noah!
Only a S**t person would get their S**t political views from S**t show hosted by Trevor S**t Noah!
Give him the money for the wall and the shut down will be all over. MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Trump owned the shut down now ke has to deal with it! He is a true disaster!
He sounds like a little child complaining to his parents and crying.
No, this is a crisis of Trump's ego.
Great negotiator of all times; idiot. God I miss President Obama; heck, I even miss President George Bush!
Why not become a legal immigrant???
Democrat style: always well intended, but real awkward😂😂😂😂
communist pig vomit trevor should be deported immediately
Can we just kill all republicans? Please?
Trumps speech was the idiot's version of the ultra violence
what a joke!!! This is embarrassing!
that last bit with the grad ceremony,PRICELESS
Drumpf the perfect distraction while regulations slanted even further towards corporations & greed
I love Trump Derangement Syndrome on naked display like this! The Left is so desperate to find anything---anything at all---to complain about so that they will seem relevant, but all they can come up with is this pathetic kindergarten-level snowflake nonsense. Keep it up, Trevor! You just keep making it better for everyone who's not an "intellectual" Elite Leftie!
What IS it with the sniffing?
This guy's should be forced out of America. He ain't nothing but a piece of crap.
Trevor Noah,and Comedy Central SMD..
I had a manager do that to me... It was a good life lesson.
lol they end. I mean this way only the good immigrants will get in if there's a wall cuz they are the ones who are most determined to come here for a better life.
This guy should mock his south african government, trump is the us president.
why Did I get a impeach Donald trump add???
I love watching Trevor Noah he really knows how to make himself look like an idiot. XD
If I ever come to your country, it's to visit a few friends and relatives, buy a few things on sale, then head straight back to my yaad. In the meantime, thanks for the entertainment
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
And as for sex crimes, what about the ones that he is guilty of?
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